What?

Every once in a while, I hear things that make me stop and scratch my head. Kind of like, "You're kidding right?" You know, stupid things people say, or juxtapositioned situations, etc...
So, I'm just going to list them here, as they come along. Because I find them funny, and funny is good.

--Yesterday, I ate New York Style Salt & Vinegar Bagel Bites- made in Bulgaria.

--A news reporter was reporting on a situation involving six people who had barricaded themselves in a house, she said, "Five of the suspects are men, the other is a woman".

-- My mother was trying to show my sister a scratch she had seen on my nephew's leg. She couldn't find it and she said, "well, it's on one of these legs here."

-- At the bottom of a Lease Agreement at work: "In Withness wereof, the parties hereto have set their hand and seals the day and year first above written."


-- On the telephone:
     Me: Is so and so there?
     Girl: I don't know actually.  I will transfer you to his extension.  If he picks up, then he's there.  If he doesn't, he's not.